Aloha thrifters and welcome to paradise! Just imagine it... the most picturesque beach you could ever dream of. The fish are happy. There is no water pollution or trash on the beaches. Sea levels are steady. You're sipping a piña colada made from locally and ethically grown fruits and you think to yourself 'could this be more perfect?' 

Yes, yes it could be. You could also be wearing a secondhand recycled Hawaiian Shirt! The only part of this dream that is attainable (for now!!!) is the last part of this fantasea. The almighty thrifted Hawaiian Shirt.

Shop secondhand. Look fly as hell. It's that easy.